What is the definition of Solely Body Enhancing Protective Liquid?

Ah, the 'olely body enhancing protective liquid' - a fancy term for a multi-tasker that promises to make you look like a superhero, but only if you're willing to throw in some questionable ingredients. Imagine this: "After a particularly grueling workout, I applied this miracle liquid to my entire body, convinced it would make me look like I just stepped out of a science fiction movie, but somehow, it just made my reflection look more like a grumpy old penguin in a neon suit!" It's like getting a superhero costume from a neon-lit, 'I'll make you look fabulous but at what cost?' store.